Mistress M's Wishlist: How to Earn My Favor
- Mistress M
- Aug 23, 2024
- 3 min read
Updated: May 18
Mistress M’s Wishlist: How to Earn My Favor
I know you’re here because you want to please me, and I’ve made it easy for you. This isn’t just a wishlist—it’s a test. Gifts are a way for you to show me you’ve paid attention, that you understand what I deserve. While I don’t expect tributes, when you mess up or just feel the need to show your appreciation, I expect you to follow this list as a guide.
1. Bombay Sapphire Gin ($40-$60)
If you don’t know by now, gin is my go-to. And it’s Bombay Sapphire—not some bottom-shelf garbage.
Pro Tip: Throw in a quality tonic, fresh orange to slice, dont piss me off and bring a lime.
2. Merlot Wine ($25-$75)
A good merlot always hits the spot. Don’t you dare show up with a cheap bottle from the grocery store. I expect something well-aged and thoughtful, or you’ll regret it.
Pro Tip: You may want to practice opening wine if you’ve never done it, you are the server too, after all.
3. Chanel No. 5 or Coco Chanel Perfume ($150-$200)
I have a signature scent, and it’s Chanel. If you can’t figure out whether it’s No. 5 or Coco Chanel, it’s because I use both.
Pro Tip: Make sure it’s the full-sized bottle. Half-assing this will not be tolerated.
5. New Sex Toys (Shipped Directly) ($20-$200)
Yes, I accept sex toys. But they better be high-quality and body-safe. And for the love of all that’s holy, ship them directly to me. I don’t want your greasy hands anywhere near them.
Pro Tip: Include a note explaining why you chose that specific toy. I want to know you put thought into it. Amazon will allow you to include notes with the order, yes.
6. Clothing & Corsets ($100-$300)
I look stunning in the right clothes, especially corsets. I like deep, dark colors—think black, red, or emerald.
Pro Tip: Ask for my measurements, or don’t bother.
7. New Heels ($65-$1,000)
My shoe collection is legendary, but I can always use more. The higher the heel, the better. If you can’t afford it, figure it out.
Pro Tip: I wear womens size 17, good luck finding that.
8. Spa Day Gift Card ($200-$500)
I deserve to be pampered. Book me a full spa day—massages, facials, the works.
Pro Tip: Don’t text / call me during it, this is my time.
9. Italian Dinner for me and a friend ($100-$250)
I love authentic Italian food. Make a reservation at a high-end spot or get me a gift card. No cheap chains—I’m not eating at Olive Garden, and you know it. I’ll either take a real men out on your dime or one of my girlfriends.
10. Cash for Manicures & Pedicures ($50-$100)
Cash or a gift card to a salon will do. It’s simple, but it shows you care.
11. Gym Membership or Fitness Pass ($60-$150/month)
I already have a sub that pays my regular gym membership dues, but I would love to take more unique fitness classes.
Pro Tip: Don’t just think a boring gym– dance classes, pole dancing, yoga all count.
12. Smut Literature Books ($20-$50/book)
Yes, I read smut. Good smut. Don’t come back with trashy novels—choose something well-reviewed and steamy.
Pro Tip: Write a little dedication inside the cover. I want to know you put some effort into it. OR! Write your own prelude.
13. Coffee Fund ($20-$50 / Week)
I start every day with a strong cup of coffee. Some days it’s coffee at home, some days it’s $8 craft coffee.
Pro Tip: Download the Starbucks app and make your name “Mistress” so they’ll have to call out my name when my coffee is ready.
14. Amazon Wishlist ($20-$100)
Some of these are gifts for me and some are more to use on you. Careful what you wish for. 😉
Final Word
Now go, and make it worth my time.
$pleasemeboy159
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